Saturday, September 5, 2009

I'm still alive.

I haven't died...YET. I plan on never dying, to be totally honest.

Anyways, I will be posting a very good (half assed) comeback piece, just not yet. I want to tease you a little and see what happens.

While you're waiting, I'd like you to consider this...

What is wrong with Jennifer Aniston? She's super hot and she seems funny so what gives? Why did Brad Pitt leave her? Why did Vince Vaughan leave her? John Mayer? What is her disgusting secret defect? Can we come up with anything? Because I want to know in case she ever calls me up wanting to sleep with me.