This is my personal blog, not yours asshole. The opinions expressed here represent my own (and they are extremely funny) and not those of any employer (douchebags or present). I do not regulate or approve reader comments on this blog because I'm an asshole and I'm lazy and I don't give a care. I am not responsible for the content in comments, no matter how shitty they are, other than those made by me, or other online content that I may link to.
Furthermore, if you are Tori Spelling, please feel free to sue me...it will give me an opportunity to meet you in person (in a court of law) thus enabling me to fulfill my life long goal of kicking you straight in the cunt.