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Thursday, November 6, 2008

"Michael: Really? No Seriously, What The Fuck?" Issue #2

Well after like 3/4 of a year I am here with your second installment of "Michael: Really? No Seriously, What The Fuck?". If you missed the last issue or need a refresher, go here.

Alright so this issue is instructional: It's more of a manual than anything else. Let's get right to it.


Cause

Now we've all found ourselves in the scenario where you are talking to your roomate and making fun of a famous person who has recently died. Naturally, because they are a giant nerd, they take offense to it and say, "Michael Crichton was one of the world's best authors and you're making fun of him, and you're an asshole." Aside from your roomate's comments being blatantly wrong since Michael Crichton was not the greatest writer, they're also a little annoying.

Solution

Go on MSN and message every mutual friend you have; facebook so many people that you have to create three separate private messages due to recipient caps on Facebook private messaging; and e-mail everyone in his office, which is also your former office, with this simple message:

"yo can you do me a huge favor and msn/call/facebook message/e-mail [Michael] when you get a chance and, in a very serious tone, offer your condolences to him over the death of Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park. Also, try not to mention I put you up to it either, THX"

Effect

Sit back and laugh as many of the literally hundreds of people you have contacted barrage your roomate through every modern communication medium with sincere condolences regarding the death of one Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park.

7 comments:

Kori said...

Sully. What the Fuck. Really? You are one hearltess dude, which is one of hte man reasons I keep coming back. That, and the fact that you make me laugh out loud. Someone else I read mentioned this guy dying a few days ago and i swear I had to Google the name to find out who it was-so, oyu know, he isnt' the greatest or I would know him. Just sayin'.

Kirsten said...

LMAO! You are a genius!

Matt said...

That's terrible....Glad you're back.

I thought you had bowed out of internet debauchery.

VE said...

Just wait until you get that pallet of Michael Crichton books stacked onto your bed...

Megan said...

Verrry nice revenge.

Bee said...

Loved it Sully!
If only I had friends... :o(

;o)

Anonymous said...

still saying you fuck dogs on collegehumor huh....your sick...